Modern-Day Martin Luther Nails 95 Comment Cards To IHOP Door
Mitch Hanley, Senior Producer
Caught this on The Onion’s Twitter “news” feed and couldn’t resist sharing it here. I sense that this may open the floodgates — watch out, Waffle House!
“These steep and serene blue roofs, which arc to the heavens, in truth house corrupt souls who once sought succor in a simple pancake, but have now succumbed to the temptation of caramel cheesecakes and Caesar salads,” Lyman wrote. “Only by returning to its hearty breakfast roots can IHOP save itself and its customers.”
Friday Humor: Cover of The Onion Magazine
Trent Gilliss, online editor
I missed this issue a couple weeks back, but found the cheeky take a welcome moment of lightness on an early Friday morning.
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