Q:I've got my black socks. I've got my sandles. I've got my stretchy pants pulled half way up my chest, and I don't care what anyone thinks. Aww, man. This is heaven, it really is. What do you think?

Anonymous

Dear Anonymous—

This, is heavenly.

Vatican Museum

This, is not.

The new socks and sandals?

This, is heavenly.

Southall, London, England - School playground

This, is not.

Sandals + bags + newspaper

This, is heavenly.

Stepping out . . .

This, is not.

Kogans053

This, is heavenly.

Geyser Lookout Nevada 2

This, is not.

Sandals with socks

And these, well, it depends on your seasonal desires…

Down by the Water Trough

…and if you’re a cat lover.

Variegated

Thanks for indulging me,
Trent Gilliss, senior editor